Heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh.
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A moment of reflection on Memorial Day.
“Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very;” your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
—Mark Twain
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It can only get better, no?
Book trailer for, “The Letter Q: Queer Writers’ Notes to their Younger Selves.” My tender heart can barely handle the awesome. This passage in particular resonates:
Michael Cunningham
“As you’re nearing thirty, you’ll say, screw it, maybe I’ll never be recognized, but I still want to write. It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted to do. So I’m going to start writing about the people who matter most to me, the people I know best. I’m going to stop trying to court the New Yorker with tales of adultery and divorce in Connecticut. I’m going to write about gay people. I can live with the idea that no one will ever publish me. When I’m the oldest living bartender, I’ll try to keep those errant hairs plucked.
And that’s when your writing career will take off. Try to believe me.”
Interviewer: So why do you write these strong female characters?
Joss Whedon: ...Why are you even asking me this?! This is like interview number 50 in a row. How is it possible that this is even a question? Honestly, seriously, why are you -- why did you write that down? Why do you -- Why aren’t you asking a hundred other guys why they don’t write strong women characters? I believe that what I am doing should not be remarked upon, let alone honored, and there are other people doing it. But, seriously, this question is ridiculous and you just gotta stop.
This also applies to “The Grapes of Wrath.” Shrugs.
Will this be the summer you finally read WAR AND PEACE?
What: Muse and the Marketplace Literary Conference
When: last weekend
The first day of the conference: registration

During morning sessions

Right before Shop Talk lunch with two agents and two authors

During Shop Talk lunch

After I got a hug from Elinor Lipman

The rest of the afternoon

During Meet and Greet Cocktail Hour

At the end of the first day

At the start of the second day, before Manuscript Mart with agent

During Manuscript Mart with agent

After Manuscript Mart with agent, when I learned that my novel requires more revision …

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During lunch

That night

Monday, at home, all day

Tuesday

Today

In our ninth adventure, Aimee Bender and Steve Almond—both the offspring of therapists—discuss how and why less experienced writers manage to sabotage their own fiction. Among the topics covered are: simplicity phobias, the artistic unconscious, OMD (obsessive metaphor disorder), fear of emotional exposure, prose envy, and obfuscation in the service of the id. Yeah! All this, plus Aimee Bender reads Cormac McCarthy.
The Tin House House Podcast: Cheaper than a shrink & less likely to make you hate your mother.
They had me at “Aimee Bender reads Cormac McCarthy.”